Why Is It Cold on Christmas
Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Why is it so cold on Christmas?
A man is found murdered on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police, who question the wife and the staff, and are given the following alibis: the wife says she was sleeping, the butler was cleaning the closet, the gardener was picking vegetables, the maid was getting the mail, and the cook was preparing breakfast. Immediately, the police arrest the murderer. Who did it and how did the police know?
A diamond plate, a glowing grate, a place you never leave. Where am I?
Why can’t a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
What room can no one enter?
Mississippi has four S’s and four I’s. Can you spell that without using S or I?
A man was just doing his job when his suit was torn. Why did he die three minutes later?
One word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?
Why did the vampire take art class?
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
You use it everyday, you make it everyday, you have to go to it everyday. What am I?
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
I am an instrument capable of making numerous sound but cannot be touched or seen. What am I?
I may only be given but never bought. Sinners seek me but saints do not. (one word) What am I?
A horse walks a certain distance each day.
Two of its legs go 30 miles each day and the other two legs go nearly 31 miles.
The horse is normal, so how is this possible?
A boy stands on one side of a river, his cat on the other.
The man calls his cat, who immediately crosses the river without
getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat.
How did the cat do it?
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said
“Parrot repeats everything it hears”.
A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn’t say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?
John Lennon sang about being this toothy creature.
I have three heads. Cut off one, I become stronger.
Cut off two, I become ten. What am I?
Full of dark, filled with everything Both on my skin they color
With my pack, I am always Afraid of the cat.
What am I?