Jack and Jill
Jack and jill were found dead on the floor. All there was in the room was broken glass and water.
Who Will Never Be Hungry During Christmas
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
A horse walks a certain distance each day
A horse walks a certain distance each day.
Two of its legs go 30 miles each day and the other two legs go nearly 31 miles.
The horse is normal, so how is this possible?
A boy stands on one side of a river, his cat on the other
A boy stands on one side of a river, his cat on the other.
The man calls his cat, who immediately crosses the river without
getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat.
How did the cat do it?
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said
“Parrot repeats everything it hears”.
A young man bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn’t say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?
John Lennon sang about being this toothy creature.
John Lennon sang about being this toothy creature.
I have three heads. Cut off one, I become stronger
I have three heads. Cut off one, I become stronger.
Cut off two, I become ten. What am I?
Full of dark, filled with everything Both on my skin
Full of dark, filled with everything Both on my skin they color
With my pack, I am always Afraid of the cat.
What am I?
A man walks out of a house
A man walks out of a house that has four walls all facing north.
A bird walks past him. What is it?
What king can you make if you take the head of a lamb
What king can you make if you take the head of a lamb, the middle of a pig,
the hind of a buffalo, and the tail of a dragon?
My first is in window but not in pane
My first is in window but not in pane.
My second’s in road but not in lane.
My third is in oval but not in round.
My fourth is in hearing but not in sound.
My whole is known as a sign of peace.
And from noah’s ark won quick release.
What peels like an onion but still remains whole?
What peels like an onion but still remains whole?
If a man would carry my burden he would break his back
If a man would carry my burden he would break his back
I am not rich but leave silver in my track.
Stealthy as a shadow in the dead of night
Stealthy as a shadow in the dead of night,
cunning but affectionate if given a bite.
Never owned but often loved.
At my sport considered cruel but that’s because you never know me at all.
What am I?
A prickly house a little host contains
A prickly house a little host contains;
The pointed weapons keep back from pains,
So he, unarmed, safe in his fort remains.
I can jump, I can swim, I swing from tree
I can jump, I can swim, I swing from tree to tree and I make a house much bigger than myself.
What am I?
My name is spelled similar to a type of alcohol
My name is spelled similar to a type of alcohol, and like a drunk,
I can sleep for a long long time.
I also rhyme with the thing humans need the most.
What am I?
I have no sword, I have no spear, yet rule a horde
I have no sword, I have no spear,
yet rule a horde which many fear,
my soldiers fight with wicked sting,
I rule with might, yet am no king.
What am I?
What goes in the water black and comes out red?
What goes in the water black and comes out red?
The cow is my cousin
The cow is my cousin. If you see my name you’ll know what I mean.